Las Vegas is so HOT

117 degrees in Las Vegas means it's going to be 160 inside the car.

Tonight I'm waxing my car with Sunblock.

The MOB did it

just because $1.2 million Dollars went missing from a jet after it landed at JFK Airport doesn't mean the MOB did it.



 Stereotype = Alpine

Now This is a Weather Report.

                                               Angelica Duria Fox news 6 Real Milwaukee

The Comedian's Way

Good news I just remembered the joke I came up with last night but I was to lazy to write it down.

- Now I'll definitely write it down

 LATER

Mike Stigs

The NSA is Listening

For seven years, the NSA has been listening to all phone calls. - my calls are so funny, the NSA puts me on speaker phone.

          



                                              Mike Stigs
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DNA test

it's now legal for police to collect DNA when being arrested. The only good thing about this is when they tell you. You are not the father.


                
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