Last Pizza of The Year

America's Best Cities for PIZZA by Travel and Leisure

• Chicago
• Providence
• New York City
• Philadelphia
• Boston
• Minneapolis
• San Diego
• Savannah, Georgia
• Nashville
• Kansas City
• San Francisco
• Portland, ME
• San Antonio
• Portland, OR
• Austin
• Houston
• Memphis
• Los Angeles
• Baltimore
• Orlando

I'll add Las Vegas and Phoenix to the list. Most people who own Pizza Places in these two cities come from NY, NJ, Boston, Chicago or Philadelphia. 

HAPPY NEW YEAR! 

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BEAR Kills young man

Tips on Bears

How to lose 1 pound

When is the best time to look for a new job.

The Comedy Business is a JOKE

No one starts out making money in Stand-up comedy. In the early days (year 1 - 5) you will spend time and money driving, waiting, eating and putting on your own shows. Taking guest spots are a great way to get time in front of a non open-mic audience but they don't pay and you'll only get 5 minutes. 
Hosting or emcee work is your first pay level, usually between $10 and $50 per show. You will get 10 minutes (if there is a guest spot your time will get cut down to 5). However, it will cost you $20 in gas plus tolls.
Comedy clubs pay between $75 and $200 per show for the feature comedian who comes on before the Headliner (after flying/or driving there and back it will cost you $300 unless you live there). These are usually experienced people who have been doing comedy between 5 to 10 years. The ones who want to get paid will hustle to get more gigs and exposure, which will increase the amount they can make (can't do it with a night job). As a feature you'll make about $10,000 to $15,000 a year...if you're lucky.
So don't get in the comedy business to make money, do it because you can't find a job. - Mike Stigs

-Mike Stigs 

The Mike Stigs Show - Funny SEMA Special

The SEMA Convention has just ended in Las Vegas. I talk about 3 Automotive products and how I had to train for it. 

What is SEMA?    SPECIALTY EQUIPMENT MARKETING ASSOCIATION

The SEMA Show is the premier automotive specialty products trade event in the world. It draws the industry’s brightest minds and hottest products to one place, the Las Vegas Convention Center. As part of the AAIW, the SEMA Show attracts more than 100,000 industry leaders from more than 100 countries for unlimited profit opportunities in the automotive, truck and SUV, powersports, and RV markets. SEMA Show 2013 drew more than 60,000 domestic and international buyers.

I'll give you tips on how to get ready for a big convention like SEMA, CES, or PRI. it's funny

FAT BASTARDS of COMEDY

STIGS - KENTO - TOMER - BUFFET 

Henderson, Las Vegas, N. Las Vegas, Boulder City, Nevada

YOU DONT want to miss this SHOW, but it's ok if you do. Maybe there will be another one. 

MAYBE! 

This SUNDAY and it's FREE. 

TOMER and STIGS - TWO NUTS ONE WORLD

                    TOMER and STIGS : Two NUTS one World
                The Tomer and Stigs Podcast is BACK!
                                        FREE on iTunes
https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-tomer-and-stigs-show/id492020424?mt=2&ign-mpt=uo%3D4

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                                             News / Entertainment

• Scotland wants independence from England
• 104 Protesters arrested in New York City 
• Tiger Attack 
• White House Fence Jumper 

Check out The Tomer and STIGS : Two Nuts One World Podcast
Comedian Tomer Benvenisti Fat Bastards of Comedy, ESPN free on iTunes


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#

the tomer and stigs show podcast

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Comedian Tomer Benvenisti

Comedian/Actor  : Tomer Benvenisti

Fat Bastards of Comedy, The Tomer and Stigs Show Podcast 

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Vet pulls 43 socks out of a Dog's stomach, Malaysian Airlines cutting jobs, RIP Robin Williams and Joan Rivers.  2014 week 1 NFL Teaser : Steelers (pick), 49ers (pick) and Panthers +8.  

                           (posted on Youtube 3 days ago Subscribe and get free picks) 

                

Health Tip

An Aspirin a day could reduce the risk of cancer. So Cancer must fall out the holes created in your stomach,

from taking Aspirin.

Sounds Good, Thanks!

World War One - 100 Years ago

World War One started 100 years ago today with assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria. 

I remember it, like it was yesterday.

AX-cident

Two people driving in a car on Route 95 in Massachusetts was lucky yesterday when an ax came flying through the windshield. The ax flew out of a work truck, and went halfway through the windshield and got struck in the passenger side of dashboard.  The passenger was shaken up, but not injured. The driver of the work truck was fined $200 for failure to secure cargo.

  STIGZA.com says always properly secure items. You don’t want to be a Stigza.com automotive news story.

                                                                  www.stigza.com 

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TIP - If it is really HOT outside - Stay inside

Today Las Vegas was 107. Inside the car 153 

Symptoms of Heat Stroke 

The hallmark symptom of heat stroke is a core body temperature above 105 degrees Fahrenheit. But fainting may be the first sign.

Other symptoms may include:

• Throbbing headache
• Dizziness and light-headedness
• Lack of sweating despite the heat
• Red, hot, and dry skin
• Muscle weakness or cramps
• Nausea and vomiting
• Rapid heartbeat, which may be either strong or weak
• Rapid, shallow breathing
• Behavioral changes such as confusion, disorientation, or staggering
• Seizures
• Unconsciousness

Chicago STIGtistics

Over 60 people were shot in Chicago over the weekend.
 
According to STIG-tistics 2,185 in 2013. 

So far 1,129 this year. 

Wow, how's those strict gun laws working out.

Time to call it SHOTCAGO! 

The Mike Stigs Show : Sports picks : World Cup Facts

Thanks to Italy's goal by Mario Balotelli 
The Mike Stigs Show sports picks are now 2-0. 

: World Cup Facts :
Brazil has won 5 world Cups
Italy has won 4
Germany has won 3
Uruguay has won 2
Spain, England, Argentina and France has won 1

USA and Mexico has never won. 
In 1930 team USA finished 3rd and that is the best they ever did.  
(But The USA Woman's team has been WorldCup Champions)

 The Mike Stigs Show Laugh, Learn and make some money.

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TMS: Stigs talks about Quentin Tarantino's stolen car from the movie pulp fiction, a tip on buying a used cars, who has the hardest job of 2014 and how the moon really got creators. All this under 3 minutes plus a free spots pick for The World Cup. 

GUMBALL3000 Rally Miami - Brooklyn - Ibiza

My Dad is doing the Gumball3000 Rally. NO, that is not my Dad. My dad is The Mobster looking guy with the MontBlanc Pen, Wallet, Sunglasses and Belt. 

MontBlanc, Not Just Pens!

Follow The Rally on Twitter at #Gumball3000

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The Ford Mustang turns 50

            Happy 50th Birthday MUSTANG