The Best Military in The WORLD, can't carry a GUN on base.
That's like telling a NASCAR driver, he can't bring a RaceCar
to the Track.
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Thursday, July 16, 2015
News
The Best Military in The WORLD, can't carry a GUN on base.
That's like telling a NASCAR driver, he can't bring a RaceCar
to the Track.
Sunday, July 12, 2015
Monday Morning news Jokes
Greece is asking for $83 Billion Dollars to reopen its banks.
Just use the keys, Shut off the alarms and take down the Sorry we're closed signs.
Man arrested by Police has died shortly after being pepper-sprayed, investigators are trying to figure out why.
Maybe, he's allergic to peppers.
Top Mexican Drug Lord "EL CHAPO" has escaped from a Maximum Security Prison.
Who ever buys a new truck on Monday, helped him get out.
If it was me i'd wait until Tuesday,
night
News rooms are working hard, Cutting and Pasting Donald Trumps Arizona speech.
I saw someone from CNN entering a South Bronx Chop Shop.
He had a pair of broken scissors, a baseball hat and a empty bottle of glue. He was in a hurry and had to make a Monday morning deadline.
Still wondering what the baseball hat had to do with this story?
Nothing!
Just use the keys, Shut off the alarms and take down the Sorry we're closed signs.
Man arrested by Police has died shortly after being pepper-sprayed, investigators are trying to figure out why.
Maybe, he's allergic to peppers.
Top Mexican Drug Lord "EL CHAPO" has escaped from a Maximum Security Prison.
Who ever buys a new truck on Monday, helped him get out.
If it was me i'd wait until Tuesday,
night
News rooms are working hard, Cutting and Pasting Donald Trumps Arizona speech.
I saw someone from CNN entering a South Bronx Chop Shop.
He had a pair of broken scissors, a baseball hat and a empty bottle of glue. He was in a hurry and had to make a Monday morning deadline.
Still wondering what the baseball hat had to do with this story?
Nothing!
Thursday, July 9, 2015
Some Jokes
Twitter has made me a Joke writing machine.
I have 6,895 tweets and 90% are JOKES.
I pump out more Jokes then The Federal Reserve Prints
MONEY.
Stereotype : Most Italian men are plumbers and spend the working day jumping on turtles, eating mushrooms and saving princesses. - Well, I Don't!
Do I have anyone in the group anonymous following me on twitter?
I guess they'll never tell me.
NY State Police issued almost 11,000 tickets over the weekend.
Good thing the Police ran out of weekend.
Wow, did you hear about this one. A serial tire slasher has been sentenced to serve 6 GoodYears, in jail.
I won't post his name but let's just call him Sidewall Willie.
www.twitter.com/MikeStigs
some jokes have been modified from my twitter account but there is Thousands
I have 6,895 tweets and 90% are JOKES.
I pump out more Jokes then The Federal Reserve Prints
MONEY.
Stereotype : Most Italian men are plumbers and spend the working day jumping on turtles, eating mushrooms and saving princesses. - Well, I Don't!
Do I have anyone in the group anonymous following me on twitter?
I guess they'll never tell me.
NY State Police issued almost 11,000 tickets over the weekend.
Good thing the Police ran out of weekend.
Wow, did you hear about this one. A serial tire slasher has been sentenced to serve 6 GoodYears, in jail.
I won't post his name but let's just call him Sidewall Willie.
www.twitter.com/MikeStigs
some jokes have been modified from my twitter account but there is Thousands
Sunday, July 5, 2015
WORLD CUP CHAMPIONS
CONGRATULATIONS TEAM USA 2015 CHAMPIONS
To celebrate the US Woman's World Cup victory.
I'm going to Walmart to buy stuff made in China.
I hope I don't make it in a People of Walmart Video.
To celebrate the US Woman's World Cup victory.
I'm going to Walmart to buy stuff made in China.
I hope I don't make it in a People of Walmart Video.
Saturday, July 4, 2015
Happy Fourth of JULY
HAPPY FOURTH of JULY - USA - AMERICA
Independence Day is a federal holiday commemorating the adoption of the Declaration of Independence. Signed of July 4, 1776 that The United States of America is no longer part of the British Empire.
FACT : Where was the Declaration of Independence signed ? At the bottom of the Page.
Now Go Out and Celebrate by Buying a New Car!
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