Sunday, July 12, 2015

Monday Morning news Jokes

  Greece is asking for $83 Billion Dollars to reopen its banks.

Just use the keys, Shut off the alarms and take down the Sorry we're closed signs.

Man arrested by Police has died shortly after being pepper-sprayed, investigators are trying to figure out why.

Maybe, he's allergic to peppers.

Top Mexican Drug Lord "EL CHAPO" has escaped from a Maximum Security Prison.

Who ever buys a new truck on Monday, helped him get out.
If it was me i'd wait until Tuesday,


night

News rooms are working hard, Cutting and Pasting Donald Trumps Arizona speech. 

I saw someone from CNN entering a South Bronx Chop Shop.

He had a pair of broken scissors, a baseball hat and a empty bottle of glue. He was in a hurry and had to make a Monday morning deadline. 

Still wondering what the baseball hat had to do with this story?

Nothing! 




No comments:

Post a Comment