Some Jokes

Twitter has made me a Joke writing machine. 

I have 6,895 tweets and 90% are JOKES.

I pump out more Jokes then The Federal Reserve Prints

MONEY.

Stereotype : Most Italian men are plumbers and spend the working day jumping on turtles, eating mushrooms and saving princesses. - Well, I Don't!

Do I have anyone in the group anonymous following me on twitter?
I guess they'll never tell me. 

NY State Police issued almost 11,000 tickets over the weekend.
Good thing the Police ran out of weekend.

Wow, did you hear about this one. A serial tire slasher has been sentenced to serve 6 GoodYears, in jail. 
I won't post his name but let's just call him Sidewall Willie. 


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               some jokes have been modified from my twitter account but there is Thousands